i fucking hate that “instant messaging and texting are destroying our social skills” like fucking nah bruh
no one except the deepest basement dwellers actually substitute texting for real interaction
boo fucking hoo, i can’t currently hang out with a friend in person so instead im going to text them so we can still have a conversation
fuck that “you’re all zombies engrossed in your technology except me, the enlightened one” attitude
old ladies got fat asses why yall aint checking for the wrinkle club
Shit, I’ve been tryna get some meemaw pussy for years.
Sometimes I don’t know what I’m waking up to with the both of you.
being predictable isnt fun
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